what i've learned along the way
Published on October 11, 2006 By lobsterhunter In Misc
My big sister, Tiffanie, has been trying to marry me off for years now. A while back she came to visit me when I was living in my apartment in Fort Worth. Her four kids and husband were driving her nuts, so she took a mini-vacation and spent a few days relaxing by my pool and sleeping in. During the course of the weekend she informed me that I had a "cream cheese and bagel life", while her world was more like "peanut butter and jelly". Thus began our long standing joke about the joys and struggles of both married life and the single experience. Today she sent me this hilarious e-mail that made me smile, so I figured I would share it with anyone out there who might appreciate it. Enjoy!


THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE.......

ONCE UPON A TIME, A GUY ASKED A GIRL, "WILL YOU MARRY ME?"

THE GIRL SAID "NO"

AND THE GIRL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER
AND WENT SHOPPING,
DRANK MARGARITAS,
ALWAYS HAD A CLEAN HOUSE,
NEVER HAD TO COOK,
STAYED SKINNY,
AND FARTED WHENEVER SHE WANTED.

THE END!


Comments
on Oct 11, 2006
I thought this was the world's shortest fairy tale:

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "NO!"

And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted to.

The end.
on Oct 11, 2006
Tenille,
I think that's a great fairy tale. Your's not MasonM. Thanks for sharing!
on Oct 11, 2006
Your's not MasonM.


pfffffffffft
on Oct 11, 2006
pfffffffffft


Ooh, nasty, I could smell that one all the way over there . . . maybe we should hope that man hadn't gotten a "no" . . .
on Oct 15, 2006
I could smell that one all the way over there


Nice olfactory abilities. Wait... can you smell this? Pfftttt
on Oct 15, 2006
Wait... can you smell this? Pfftttt


Wow . . . never smelled one from Australia before . . . that's ripe in a whole new way. What you been eatin', buddy?
on Oct 15, 2006
See waht you started.
on Oct 19, 2006

Corniest post ever on screen, as well as the comments it inticed.

Trinitie

on Oct 19, 2006
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted to.

The end.


heheh in your dreams!   
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