My big sister, Tiffanie, has been trying to marry me off for years now. A while back she came to visit me when I was living in my apartment in Fort Worth. Her four kids and husband were driving her nuts, so she took a mini-vacation and spent a few days relaxing by my pool and sleeping in. During the course of the weekend she informed me that I had a "cream cheese and bagel life", while her world was more like "peanut butter and jelly". Thus began our long standing joke about the joys and struggles of both married life and the single experience. Today she sent me this hilarious e-mail that made me smile, so I figured I would share it with anyone out there who might appreciate it. Enjoy!
THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE.......
ONCE UPON A TIME, A GUY ASKED A GIRL, "WILL YOU MARRY ME?"
THE GIRL SAID "NO"
AND THE GIRL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER
AND WENT SHOPPING,
DRANK MARGARITAS,
ALWAYS HAD A CLEAN HOUSE,
NEVER HAD TO COOK,
STAYED SKINNY,
AND FARTED WHENEVER SHE WANTED.
THE END!